I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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