Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
