Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
