At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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