I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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