im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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