There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
