so explain again why im purple
no
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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