Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Floor bacon is actually really good
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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