what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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