Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
