Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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