Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
is that a dick in a sweater?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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