that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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