Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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