watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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