as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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