i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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