Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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