Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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