my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
