Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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