are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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