Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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