People in love make me want to vomit
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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