I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
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just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize