ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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