i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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