I look better un-naked...
operation have a gay friend backfired
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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