real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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