I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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