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dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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