i just had sex bonerless
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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