why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Randomize
