i need an iv and a liver transplant
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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