at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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