very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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