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My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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