I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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