You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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