ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
