You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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