I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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