You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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