5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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