check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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