everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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