How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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