We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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