its not stalking. its research.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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