You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she smelled like a LAN party
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We don't watch enough power rangers
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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