Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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