Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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