You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Screwed.edu
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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