The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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