We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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