rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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