redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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