There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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