her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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